World According to Duff

Duff here. When the Weather is right, I ride in the Jeep with Mom. Now, Mom and I have a Pact. When We cruise in the Car, I can sit on Her Lap. Or on the passenger Seat. Or hop in the back. I’m pretty Agile and That Move is Slick. We journey through the…

Duff here. My World seems to be on Hold right now. It’s like when Mom pushes the Pause button on a Movie, and Everything on the Screen stops. People’s mouths hang open. If a Character is running, They might be in Mid-Stride. A Dog might be caught in a Fabulous Leap. Nothing is going on,…

Duff here. My World is quiet at the present Time. Mom and I chill out a Lot. And My Goodness, do we go for Walks? Oh, yes We do. We are Seeing Clients online. I need to correct Myself and say Mom is chatting with Clients via internet. She gets all the Fun. And I…

Duff here. I can Keep Secrets. Over the years, Many have told Me Their hopes and Dreams, Their Worries and Fears. Quite often, when We were in the Office and I was on the recliner with Them, a Client would whisper in My Ear. Perhaps snuggle into My soft Fur. Or even pet Me. Even…

Duff here. Last week, I got My Hairs cut. Grooming is a Wonderful occasion for Me. I am shampooed with Some good Smelling stuff. Then I am Clipped. My Muzzle, so I can see the World. My paws, to stop tracking Mud into our Place. My Body, to reveal My Svelte Self. I feel so…

Duff here. The other day, Mom opened the Refrigerator. And Immediately, a Foul Odor came rolling out of Its Bowels. Mom made a Stench Face, and I immediately had to Come over and Investigate. I stood next to her as She Cleared out the Fridge, cleaning as She went. (The Cold Box probably needed it…