Test Anxiety
Today has no idea it’s about to meet your awesome face. You’ve got this! —Kid President Lil’ Toot here. Cousin Georgia is usually on point. She fetches like a Champ. She lets the Household know if Someone is at the door. Unlike Me, She heels when out for a walk. I’m all over the Place.…
Read MoreSpoiled Pup
Lil’ Toot here. Auntie Nola was Her Mom’s favorite. She got the best of Everything. The softest Blanket. The shotgun Seat when Her Mistress was driving. First dibs on treats. Yes, it was the High Life for Her. Living unstuck. My Uncle finally revolted with all this preferential Treatment. After all, He was the Husband.…
Read MoreAn Almost-Lost Toy!
A companion is (almost) gone, but the memory lives on. —The Dodo, For Animal People Lil’ Toot here. Mom and I were chilling out one Evening. The living Room is a favorite place of Mine to bring toys to Her. Check out what She likes the Most. The assortment is Astounding: Squeaky toys, old Socks,…
Read MoreToddler Antics
Lil’ Toot. Can You believe I’m nine months old? I recently became a Teenager, and will be so until I’m two years old. We’ve had lovely adventures together, Gentle Reader, with more to come. As a Teen, there’s prospects to destroy Things on the Horizon. My imagination is rampant. Living unstuck. But I’m also at…
Read MoreChasing Squirrels
Be decisive. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision. —ETSY Lil’ Toot here. Uncle Alphonse was a High Level Executive. He had a Corner office, with plenty of Perks. His Huge Desk sported a water Bowl. A ball for downtime. A New fangled Phone. Best of all? He…
Read MorePuppy Kisses
Lil’ Toot here. Aunt Jessy was a Lover of all Things. She would care for small Animals of any kind. Little Humans were her favorite. She would help Them up if They took a tumble. Playing with Them was Her idea of Fun. Living unstuck. So She was really Ticked Off when Her Master wiped…
Read MoreStuck in Couch Potato Doldrums?
Spring break has passed, y’all. Winter is ending. And when it does, we’re going to have to wear shorts. Oh dear. No more sweats. No more baggy winter clothes. The time to snuggle down in front of the TV with the bag of chips is coming to an end. The sun is coming up earlier…
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