Duff’s Thought for the Day

Sorry I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died today. And yes, it was tragic. —IntrovertSpring.com Duff here. A new Level of Exercise introduced to Me over the last Few weeks. For many years, I would Wolf down dinner and stretch for a Moment. Then Mom and I would saunter…

I was wrong. We weren’t going to the park. —coolmorning quotes.com Duff here. Last weekend, Mom finally realized it was Springtime. We had been having a Battle of Wills over a lot of Stuff. When to get up. What to Eat. The appropriate time for Walks. When to get Bathed. The Best Times to bark.…

Sometimes you just need to take a nap and get over it. —Maura Stuard, Age 8 Duff here. Today was a lazy Day for Me. It was a Time for Sunbathing. Soaking in the Rays. Reveling in the Warmth. It has been cold in these Parts. The Sun was out, and I couldn’t resist the…

What do you mean there’s nothing outside? I should probably just bark anyway. —youdidwhatwithyourweiner.com Duff here. Part of My Duties as the Canine Executive Officer includes being the Guardian of the Office. I let Mom know when there even might be Something suspicious lurking outside. If there is even a Hint of Danger, I’m on…

Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. —Evan Esar Duff here. Easter is a special time. A Holy Time of the year. And I revere All it means. Mom has told Me: Chocolate bunnies and eggs have filled the stores. She even saw a Little…

I work hard so my dog can have a better life. Wall Plaque, White Mountain Purified Water and Ice Duff here. Mom spotted this Wall Plaque in White Mountain Purified Water and Ice, and immediately thought of Me. I must admit: I have the Best of the Best in Life. I have a Fabulous Bed.…