The Confession

Duff here. Great-Auntie Elspeth was quite Proper. Being of true Scottish origins, She was strongly Religious and very Faithful. All of Her Pups followed in Her Footsteps. Such a Sweet Sight as one by One, They followed Her to Church. They also minded Their Manners, bowing Their Heads in Prayer over Their Folded Paws. Living…

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Thoughts on Weight

You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don’t do that. —YourTango.com Duff here. Aunt Agatha was always a sturdy Lady. When She was a Tiny Puppy, Her little legs could barely get Her Tummy off the floor. Of course That changed over time, for She…

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I’m Not Even an Actor

I hate it when I gain ten pounds for a role and then realize I am not even an actor. —entitymag.com Duff here. Over the past year, Mom and I have been somewhat casual about the Weight Thing. My Halter still fit. That’s good. Her Jeans were tight, but Still comfy. She looked okay to…

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Edging Up on Pounds?

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. —Fanny Wright Duff here. I’m still getting past my Thanksgiving gorging. And here comes Christmas, like a Freight Train, bringing more munchies and Goodies. Since I am a True Chow Hound, I’m ready for almost anything. Well, except Green Peas. If served,…

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The Dreaded Diet

Duff here. Six months ago, I got the Dire Proclamation from My Veterinarian. I was overweight. Heavy for my frame. In a word: Fat. Mom protested, for She is careful about what She feeds Me. Okay, maybe She was a little overly Generous in what She put in My Dish. But She was probably following…

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