The Joke’s On You

Mom and my sister made me homemade biscuits with a special surprise in the middle — cotton balls.

—The Dye Clan

Lil’ Toot here. My Cousin George loved to play Practical Jokes and would snooker His Mistress in many Ways. One was going out in the Middle of the Night . . . and barking at Nothing at All. 2:00 am? 4:30? It was all the same to Him, for He could nap all day. This distressed His Owner to no end. Oh my! Living unstuck.

One day, He was considering how boring His Life was and talked to Fred, His Cohort in Crime. Stealthily sneaking up on the Closet door, He began to softly Grrr, then turned up the Volume. Immediately, His Mistress had His Back. With Frying Pan in hand, She was at the ready. He then turned to Her with a Grin as if to say, “Gotcha!” Living unstuck.

I wonder: Are You a practical Joker? Or Is Your Humor More on the Dry Side? I say: Mix ‘em up. It keeps your Audience on Its toes and provides endless entertainment for You. That’s living unstuck. #unstuck-living#jokester