We Don’t Ask For Much

Lil’ Toot here. As a Morkie, I am half Maltese and half Yorkshire Terrier. Cousin Adolphus is a full-blooded Yorkie, and He has both Attitude and Sass. He gets attention by staring at His Owners, and Anyone else close by. He’s a Foodie beyond belief. He’s living unstuck.

The half of Me that’s Yorkie does Something similar. With My sad eyed look, I carefully watch Mom as She eats. Every bite She takes is One less for Me. Sigh. I get attention galore no matter where I go. But I only get Half the Bed. Unfair, Mom! Living unstuck.

I wonder: Do You get enough to Eat, some Kind of Loving Attention, and Hog the Bed? Or live and Let Live? I say: Work the Schtick for all It’s worth. That solves the problem for Me. #unstuck-living#yorkies-rule

This is not a joke.
If you ever want to see these people again,
bring me a 5# steak in a brown paper bag.
—The Dog Doormat at Wayfair