Demand Your Rights

I’d like to speak to the manager, please! —Karen Dog: Redbubble Lil’ Toot here. Cousin Bosco was a Yorkie beyond compare. He was well-loved by His Family. But true to His Breed, He was a rascal at Heart. He established certain Habits, and stuck with Them, happily relieving Himself in appropriate-to-Him places. He demanded His…

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Mr. Froggy

All great changes are preceded by chaos. —Deepak Chopra Lil’ Toot here. As you know, I love to play with My Toys. If You come to My office, You’ll see a stack of Playthings on the Floor. On the Chairs. In Mom’s Purse for safekeeping. You know how it Goes. Mom grumbles She gets exercise…

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My Uncle, the Guard Dog

My dog is a good guard dog . . . in his dreams. —Unknown Lil’ Toot here. My Uncle Sylvester was there to protect and defend. And He did. He protected against garbage Trucks. Those who delivered the Mail. Anyone who would dare to knock at the Door. He was fierce and Ferocious. Living unstuck.…

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Let’s Play!

Dogs are the masters of the ‘play bow,’ inviting you to join in their silly games. —Unknown Lil’ Toot here. I have many Titles. Official Meet and Greet Master at the office. I do get pointers from my Security Friends at Walmart, who think I’m fabulous. What a fan club. Sigh. I’m also known as…

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Too Much Birthday?

Happy birthday to Me! —The Toot, Himself The best part about (My) birthday is that (I) always end up getting good food and great cake. —Wishafriend.com Lil’ Toot here. Today is My very First birthday! And what a wonderful celebration It will be. I will have Special Walks. And lots of Petting and Pampering. And…

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I Love Water!

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. —Ambrose Bierce Lil’ Toot here. I love water of all Kinds. In My water Dish, where I splash about. From a faucet when Mom washes her Hands. She soaps Them up so often, I’m surprised She has any skin left. In a Puddle on…

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Surf’s Up!

Hang loose! Stay cool. —Shaka sign Lil’ Toot here. Mom rocks Me to sleep in My pre-nap Slumber most every night. Sometimes, We listen to the White Noise Sound of Waves. Mom also has a soothing Voice and a way of describing the ocean’s Breakers coming in . . . and going out . .…

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