Duff’s Thought for the Day
Dog Treats
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. —Phil Pastoret Duff here. Every now and again, Mom tries to do this Trick. I hear the Rustle of the Treat Bag. (As an aside, I have a Good Friend who can’t even…
Read MoreRace Your Mouse Day
You didn’t beat me. You merely finished in front of me. —Hal Higdon I almost had that mouse! —The Duff Duff here. Bet You didn’t know it’s National Race Your Mouse Day. But I’m not sure What kind of Mouse it is. Mom works on the computer, and uses a Mouse. But that’s not at…
Read MoreA Variety of Choices
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, they get mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window? —Steve Bluestone Duff here. Now, Mom has not yet tried to Blow in My Face. But if She did? I think there would…
Read MoreMotivation
The quickest way to get a child’s (pet’s) attention is to sit down and look comfortable. —Lane Ollingham Duff here. It goes like this: Mom and I go out for a Walk. Or take a Drive. Or Visit with a neighbor. After We return Home, Mom settles in. Gets comfy and Cozy. I move to…
Read MoreJoin the Celebration
Happy birthday to Me! —The Duff, Himself The best part about (My) birthday is that (I) always end up getting good food and great cake. —Wishafriend.com Duff here. Today is My 13th birthday! And what a wonderful celebration It will be. I will have Special Walks. And lots of Petting and Pampering. And oh My!…
Read MoreDistractions
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I’m holding it. —RebelCircus.com Duff here. I am superb at Remembering. I can return to the Place where I began a Walk without a Hitch. I know exactly where to Sit before I’m fed. I know how to Let Mom know it’s…
Read MoreEarly Wake Up
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lottery. The odds are the same. —coolfunnyquotes.com Duff here. A bit ago, I began waking up early. I mean really Early. Mom and I usually roll out at 5:00 am. A reasonable Time to begin the Day. But I decided to…
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