Haircut, Anyone?

Lil’ Toot here. Aunt Mehitabel was a classy Canine. Always ready to show off Her Good Looks, She spent a Fortune on face creams and Serums. Regenerating those younger Skin Tones was a Major Accomplishment. At Two years of Age, She was a Beauty Queen and was prepared to return to Her Former Glory. Living unstuck.

On that note, Mom took Me to Ashley, Groomer Extraordinaire who is both gentle and Kind, to get a trim around My Eyes and a sanitary Cut. After snipping long Fur from around My Peeps? I could see! Ashley then showed Me the Clippers. Turned Them on and I felt the Buzz. Suddenly, I told Mom, “Someone’s touching My Bum!” Oh My! My Big Groom will come in December when I finish My puppy shots. I can hardly Wait. Living unstuck.

I wonder: Do You like getting a New Hairstyle? Or do You let Your Fur grow? I say: Get a New look. I felt Marvelous after My Simple Styling, and think You would too. Aunt Mehitabel would agree. Living unstuck. #unstuck-living#haircuts-and-grooms

Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

—P.J. Wodehouse