Doggy Obedience Training

Any minute now . . . I’ve just got to wait for them to look away.

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Duff here. Second cousin Sigfried was a quick-Thinking Fellow. He would be the First to notice a Rabbit on a walk. And immediately want to commence in Hot Pursuit. If His Master threw a ball, He was the best at Playing Fetch. If he and His Buddies were lost, He was the One to guide Them home. Living unstuck.

He was also very helpful to His Master as far as Edibles. Why, when Food was left on a Plate? Sigfried would watch for the All Clear. Then carefully get up on the Chair, and gently mouth the Delicacy, munching away once He was safely on the ground. Saving those Vittles from any Number of problems. What a Guy! Living unstuck.

How about You? Do You slide Eats off Someone else’s plate? Or is that a No-no for You? I say: Being a Human, You might ask permission. That might save the Relationship. If Your Canine is reading this? Have at It! You only go around Once. Living unstuck. #unstuck-living#stolen-grub