The Joke’s On You
Mom and my sister made me homemade biscuits with a special surprise in the middle — cotton balls. —The Dye Clan Lil’ Toot here. My Cousin George loved to play Practical Jokes and would snooker His Mistress in many Ways. One was going out in the Middle of the Night . . . and barking…
Read MoreA Fashion Model
Lil’ Toot here. When I got My Haircut the other day, Hayley gifted Me with a bright Red bandana. Aren’t I a handsome Dude? But it’s a challenge to be a High-End Model. The Sitting in Place. The Posturing. In the end, it’s downright Exhausting. I posed for Mom and promptly slept for a few…
Read MoreWarm Comfort
Comfort is a powerful sedative. —Samantha Garman Lil’ Toot here. A surprise Snowstorm! Actually, A Very Small Dusting of Snow. And it was Beyond Chilly. Matter of fact, it was outright Cold. The day before had been Windy beyond Belief. I had trouble keeping My Balance. My Fluffy Tail served as a rudder, pushing me…
Read MoreHappy St. Patty’s Day
Faith and Begorra! Mom and I want to send You the best of Luck on St. Patty’s Day. May Four-Leaf clovers grace You all day long, bringing endless Leprechauns to do Your Bidding. We both know when You follow Your Rainbow and find Your Pot of Gold, You’ll share it with Us. (I already have…
Read MoreSqueaky Toys
Do what I do. Take out the squeaker and nobody knows when you’re goofing off. —Marty Bucella Lil’ Toot here. My Friend Murphy was a Big Time Champion and a Total Winner when it came to finding the Squeaker in His Toys. Out it came. Imagine what a Nuisance to have that Gadget making that…
Read MoreA New Playmate
Lil’ Toot here. I have a New Playmate! When I visited the Pinetop Art Gallery, I was well-behaved in My Puppy Pouch. With My acute sense of Smell, I knew a Pooch was part of Ms. Kathleen’s life. Now, I have met Larger Dogs. And some Smaller Canines. They often back off because I get…
Read MoreI Got Snipped!
I didn’t know I was broken, but my nice owner (took) me to get fixed. —Jonny Hawkins Lil’ Toot here. Last week, Mom packed Me up for a Surprising Adventure. We rolled out even earlier than O’Dark 30. She spirited Me to the Jeep without My Breakfast or Water. An Ominous Sign. But trusting Mom,…
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