I Own the Bed

Lil' Toot here. Cousin Booboo had it made. Daily walks. Great food. Constant play with the neighbor’s Pooches. Why, She even had The Best Place in the House to Sleep. You know that Spot. Right smack Dab in the Middle of the Bed. Inconvenient for Some Others, but just Right for Her. Living unstuck.

Thanks to the support from Her Mistress, she even had Her Master almost falling out of Bed. I’m curious to see how long He’ll last. My Friend, Matti, does the same thing to her Mistress. Every Night, She curls up and pushes. Out Pam goes! Living unstuck.

I wonder: Do You have issues sharing a Bed with Your Canine? Or do You be and let be? I say: Stake Your claim first Thing. Then stick to it. My money’s on You. Living unstuck. #unstuck-living#bed-sharing

. . . that moment when you need to adjust your sleeping position but feel bad because your pet is sleeping on you . . .

—Someecards