Bows? Or Not?

Lil Toot here. To maintain My Dapper Dude status, Ashley at Classic Canine grooms Me every month. I get the Royal Treatment, as I should. I am cuddled. Then bathed. My hairs are cut. And I am shaved in My (Ahem) Parts. The final Touch? A Bow to top it all off! Living unstuck.

This time it was a Bow Tie. I loved it and wore it proudly, for I heard it would attract the Ladies. Bring it on! But I was confused by some of My People’s reactions. A Few Folks felt that as a Boy Dog? No bows were allowed. For Me, It’s essential to complete The Look. Living unstuck.

I wonder: I need Your vote, Gentle Reader. Does a Bow add to The Look? Or mess up the Appeal? I say: To do what We want is the Ultimate in Living. Let’s live unstuck. #unstuck-living#dogs-and-bows

I’ll get a bow tie — I heard The Ladies love bow ties.
—Lil’ Toot, Himself