Lost and Found—Ground Level

Lil’ Toot here. I recently made a Stellar Find. When Mom and I were out and about, I cruised the Spaces between Cars. Note: I specialize in high-end Cars. Trucks that are jacked up. And brightly painted, low-slung Sports Cars. Living unstuck.

People drop the most Delicious Things on this Super Highway for Puppies. Sandwich crusts. Chicken bones. Spilled Pepsi. One time, there was a slice of Pizza, face down. I can imagine the Driver's Dismay when this Catastrophe happened. but I hope They know what Pleasure They gave This Canine. Living unstuck.

I’m curious: Do You have Special Haunts where You munch? Or do You graze wherever You are? I say: Specializing is the Best! That is, unless You have a Monitor putting a damper on Things. Mom is such a Party poop. Living unstuck. #unstuck-living#lost-and-found-snackerels

A puppy is basically a furry Roomba that only targets things it shouldn’t eat, like dropped tissues, rogue socks, and mystery sidewalk crusts.
—Good Housekeeping